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Thursday Evening. Nov. 27, 33 PAGE POUR THE LANCASTER, DAILY EAGLE GIVING ANTIQUITY A RUN FOR ITS MONEY GO) 0 MY GOODNESS THOSE PEOPLE. CERTAINLY MUST HAVE SPOKEN A QUEER LANGUAGE! WHAT A LANGUAGE! NRA HOLO AAA BRT WA FRAI RT F.O.R SPOT NEAR THIS WASHINGTON, AMERICA A POSTERITY Military Funeral For Michael Cowden, Lancaster Civil War Veteran The last sad rites over the remains of Michael Cowden, 86, veteran of the Civil War and mem ber of the 50 year K. of P.

Club, who died in Columbus at the home of his son, Frank, on Monday, was held at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Fred Shumaker, on Wednesday, November 22, at 2 o'clock, and were largely attended by friends, neighbors members of patriotic societies and lodges of which he was a member who come pay the last tribute of respect to one who has been a life-long resident of Lancaster, respected and esteemd by all who knew him. The religious services were con ducted by Rev. Paul 0. Weimer, pastor of St.

Peter's Evangelical Church. Two beautiful hymns were read at the beginning and close of the services "Our God, our Help in Ages Past" and "I Know That My Redeemer Lives." Beautiful consolatory verses of scripture were read and also the 15th chapter of 1st Corinthians. The text chosen was 1st Corinthians last enemy which shall be destroyed is death' A fine funeral oration was delivered, drawing a parallel between the earthly and the heavenly war fare. Interment was made in Forest Rose cemetery with Funeral Director J. V.

Halteman in charge. The Grand Army and Auxiliary patriotic orders attended the funeral in a body, and the Grand Army Ritualistic services were read by the Sons of Union Veterans at the grave. Three Grand Army veterans were able to be present, Senior Vice Commander LeRoy Lacey, Adjutant Frankk Brown and Officer of the Day John Faigley, The part of the Commander was read by Adjutant Brown and D. A. Cush, of the Sons of veterans acted as chaplain, with Sons of Vet erans, J.

H. Reeves, Chris Keller and Ollie Smith, Sr. taking the parts of 1st, 2nd and 3rd Comrades respectively. The large, handsome flags furnished by the government and which draped the casket during the funeral and the services at the cemetery was presented to Mrs Ella Cowden Bradley of Columbus oldest child of Comrade Cowden. The deceased is survived by 3 daughters, Mrs.

Ella Cowden Bradley, Miss Lizzie Cowden, both of Columbus, Mrs. Minnie Shumaker of Lancaster, and one son, Frankk Cowden, of Columbus all of whom were present at the funeral. An older son, William Cowden, passed away 25 years ago. Comrade Cowden was a member of Ben Butterfield Post No. 77, Grand Army ot the Republic aid had served as its commander.

and also held other offices of trust and responsitility. He entered the services of his country when only 14 year of age, and being refused enlistment. served as aide to his uncle Col. Ezra P. THE LANCASTER DAILY EAGLE Published, Daily West Except Sungaret, The Lancaster, Eagle Ohio.

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All rights or re-publication of special dispatches are also reserved. The Daily Eagle assumes no financial responsibility typographical errors in advertisements, but will reprint that part of an advertisement in which the typographical error occurs. Thursday Evening, Nov. 23, '33 Disarmament Stalemate Having failed to lead the world powers into disarmament on land, Arthur Henderson, the English president of the Geneva Disarmament Conference, threatens to resign unless he gets some support from the assembled nations. Judging from the tone of his conference remarks, he is thoroughly disgusted and without hope.

Not so in the United States' Norman H. Davis, who can see no reason why in the er environment and with the right the nations could not be as easily persuaded to reduce their land forces as they were to re duce and limit their naval forces at Washington. If Mr. Henderson is unduly pessimistic, Mr. Davis is too optimistic.

The latter forgets that Geneva is not Washingon, that the '30s and not the '20s and that Uncle Sam is not in the same position to take the initiative as he was when sea forces were involved. The United States forced an arms agreement out of the other world powers by threatening to build the world's biggest navy at a time when the rest of the world was broke and when the American navy was second to none. Our standing army is too small to be a threat even to the smallest European principality and no threat of ours to arm on land would be taken seriously. So it is up to one of the largest European armies to make the first move and none is willing to make the jump. It may be that the Henderson hopelessness is due to his proximity to Europe and that the Davis hopefulness is due to his American outlook.

No Peace Prize Failure of the Nobel peace prize committee to make an award for 1933 is a rebuke to the world rather than to those few sincere persons who are working for permanent world peace. This award is made for the greatest contribution to the cause of world peace, not for good intentions. There were candidates but the world respected their platforms. The committee has found little of concrete achievement for peace since 1931 when the last award was made, two Americans, Jane 'Addams and Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler, sharing it.

True there has been much talk one disarmament conference, international discussions and several peace plans in that time, the sum total of which has been practically nothing. This comes as a keen disappointment to such men as Arthur Henderson, president of the disarmament conference; Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald and Mussolini, both of whom offered plans, and the two living 'American presidents who have steadfastly worked for peace. It is not because they have not tried that nohing has been accomplished. Their consolation can be found in the thought that perhaps the efforts of last year and this year may produce something of last ing benefit in 1934. The committee will not forget what they do now.

Those new steel teeth are just in time to substitute for the last bottle opener. Speaking of cruel and unusual punishment, how about the New York jury which sat nine hours listening to the judge's charge? If the Nobel peace prize committee can find no one who has contributed to world peace this year, it might make its award to Herr Hitler as a horrible example. "Women Rush to Buy Hats" -headline. As if husbands don't know it! At any rate, there has been no talk of an unmarketable surplus in the Philadelphia Beer Shed. Here's hoping that when the Oyster Code is framed it will contain a provision outlawing the term "succulent bivalve." A Chicago judge has ordered the sale of 65,000 parcels of real estate for taxes.

Chicago may soon be in the real estate business in a big way. Pittsburgh's new reform mayor did not make it clear whether he is to place his desk City Hall lobby so the others can watch him or so he can watch the others. The fellow who said, "I'd rather be right than president of Cuba," wasn't fooling. Another thing wrong with this country is too many people are rich enough to escape paying taxes. Three men wanted to be mayor of New York when the treasury was empty, which just goes to show how the world had wronged those big city politicians.

If all who really helped to win the war deserved a pension, why overlook the orators? TODAY Crime Does Not Pay. One Baby, Two Wet Nurses. When Russia Grows Rich. New Idea For Ladies. By Arthur Brisbane Copyright, 1933, by King Features Syndicate.

Inc. MIAMI, does not pay. Two young men in California, kidnaped a youth, 22 years old and confess that they murdered him. After the murder, seeking to extort $40,000, they telepohned the parents "The easiest thing would be to kill your son with little danger to us." They did kill him, but not with "little danger." Both are in jail, soon to learn from California justice, how dangerous their kidnaping was. Thanks to the Department of Justice and Secret-Service, which cannot be too highly praised, kidnaping has become a dangerous industry.

Two young men obtained six thousand dollars from a bank burglary in Pennsylvania, and concluded that a life of is an easy life. They spent most of their stolen dollars traveling, "tipping liberally, living high" as one of them puts it. They made a mistake when they went to Miami. Florida discourages criminals. One of them is dead, killed by a policeman, the other with bullets in his legs, will probably be executed, presently.

Crime does not pay. Japan's Empress expects another baby. Four thus far born, three still alive, are all girls. Japan is praying for a boy to carry on the Imperial "dynasty for ages eternal." A female Mikado-ess might be useful, remembering Catherine the Second of Russia, Queen Victoria, Queen Elizabeth and some others. But Japan does not think so.

Failing a boy the Mikado's oldest brother, Chichibu, would inherit the throne. More interesting than the boy question to American mothers is the fact that ors of seven prefectures, are ordered to send each one young woman "of the best physicial condition and unimpeachable moral character" to Tokyo as a candidate for wet nurse to the unborn royal baby. The Empress, doubtless would like to nurse her own baby, but royal etiquette perhaps forbids. Particularly interesting is the fact that the little baby will have, selected from the seven candidates two wet nurses, and plenty to eat. Not a bad idea.

If one gets a cold, the other will do all the work, until her assistant recovers. Russia, according to American engineers and travelers is on the road to prosperity and wealth. American recognition will has ten that prosperity and ours. With the Czars the people never had any money, except a few that should not have it, and the masses, could not read or write. Stalin gives them education.

Trade, modern industry and Russia's resources will give them wealth. History will tell what effect wealth and luxury will have on the nation now devoted to Marx, Lenin and Communism. When Victor Berger, sincere Socialist, was asked "if 50,000 of your socialists, should each inherit $100,000, how many would remain Socialist?" He replied "perhaps 500, but that has nothing to do with the truth of Socialism." With wealth, and universal education that produces thinking, Russia's opinions and desires will change. Human nature cannot be changed suddenly, and the main- spring of human nature, at this stage of civilization is selfishness. Woman "in her hours of ease" with little to think about except her beautiful face and how to make it prettier, drifts back to methods of ancient barbarism, according to a Universal Service dispatch from London.

Instead of painting a new complexion, on the cheeks every day, women are having "Rose Leaf" complexions, tattooed on their faces, to stay there forever. Also with tattooing, "The shape of the mouth and the formation of eyebrows" can be changed, and "tattooed eye-shadows are popular." Westermack tells you that tattooing and similar decorations came before clothing. Darwin's Patagonian lady would not leave her hut or be seen, until properly painted, hair just right. Then she would appear well pleased with herself, and with out a stitch of clothing. The death of H.

H. Westinghouse, 80 year old manufacturer of air brakes, reminds you that as men become successful they find it difficult to recognize the value of new ideas. The original Vanderbilt, rowing his little boat from Staten Island to New York, recognized the value of the railroad idea, and with it established a great fortune. His son, William also a good railroad man, laughed heartily at the suggestion that "you could ever stop railroad trains with air." He thought the engineer must always whistle "down brakes" and, the brakeman rush out and set the brakes by hand. Air brakes are on the New York Central and all other railroad I trains now.

bugler. Following the beautiful custom of remembering friends of the deceased many of the lovely flowers sent to Comrade Cowden, were sent after the burial to the sick. to shut-ins and to his soldier friends. LEGAL NOTICE Lillian Denney, whose last known place of residence was at 1235 Colling wood Avenue, Detroit. Michigan, is hereby, notified that Dorsey Denney has filed his petition against 'er for divorce and custody of the minor child of parties, in case No.

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